hi guys. i know this is short notice but if you have nothing else to do late this saturday night than tune in to your radio, whether you be driving around town with your spunky night mates, or at home alone with your cask wine, tune into australian youth behemoth triple j at midnight, to hear 60 minutes of my favourite songs on their mix up program.

so to be concise - a 60 minute set from faux pas, between midnight and 1 am, this saturday on triple j. triple j streams online for those of you fortunate enough to be living in what we in australia like to call “the rest of the world”. the set contains 30 songs by other people, 1 old song by me, and 1 new song by me. new song!

when they asked me to put a set together, i decided to attempt something that i’m pretty sure has never been done before. what i did was i started with a song that i like. then i found a second song that i liked. then, and bear with me because this gets confusing, what i did was i took the end of the first song, and the start of the second, and then - through a series of complex manoeuvers that would take far too many diagrams to explain here - i kind of segued (or “mixed”, you might say) from one INTO the other. it was a highly experimental procedure, but what i ended up with was some kind of “transition” between the two songs. i then moved on to a third, then a fourth, and so on. i think this is truly a watershed moment in the history of muzak.

now, i understand that not all people can spare 60 minutes to listen to a mix, let alone from midnight to 1am on a saturday night or, as it were, a sunday morning. thats why i’ve created a special “modern people” edition of my mix, for you modern people out there, as it were, who have not time to spare, as it were. with so many other mp3s demanding your attention on the internat, i’m doing you a favour by condensing this mix from a barely listenable 60 minute faux-dj-set, into a completely unlistenable mess of broken rhythms and textures that runs for less than 7 minutes. thats right - 32-ish songs in 7 minutes. who has time for anything more on this wild ride we call life!

MP3: Faux Pas - Mix Up set (Modern People edition)

Tracklist:
N Price - Wring Up Lot
Lickin Hearts in “The Cure” - Did the Whirl Own? (Chop Hit remix)
Slick Archie Hurtin’ the Teen - Window Deth Hirl (CATHY remix)
A Bent Sexx Jam - Wary A Beak
Clean Haute Jam’n - Hi Skinning In Fred’s End
Gnut N - Ore Sits
IRA - Urn
Do U Hut? - O Dear Mud Brush, Are There 100 Roves Or Only 1? For Ducky Drows Shift And Touch, Um.. “It.”
Sam Tom - Larry Navel
Lolo - Do Fear A Camping Barrel (Is Cod remix)
J. Arson Forest - My 35 Favourite Sunk Pongs
Leo, Ned, SOS - Max Tan
Jack Shits on Crab and Open Mud - Oi, Pa Greg!
U Vast Roo Man - Gloin, Class O’ Shit (Fish Putt Tronk remix)
How Head Mow - O, Telly Hemp Room
The Shave-A-Clan - Fence, I List You (Sonic Lure remix)
A Funny Boing In N Scale - NY John Come Home
Spock Rank - Um, BP?
Cris Cross Hoth Rep - Wide Like The Rind
Shat By Roody - Grilly Noel
Myths Who Hand Dutch R Steel - A Bare Fury an’ Jury
I, Tron - Cook and Cold NES
CK: Be - Greet Alp Aid
Wake Barter - Eat E, Thebes Laser
AAARTTT - Wait LCD (Ave X remix)
Hi Ram - Hake To Tim (Y Chat? remix)
Oh Pitch - Rove and Rove (O, U Bag Man remix)
Suede Lad - Thingo Be Smells
Willis Moans On - Voila! A Melt!
A Fax Pus - The Seer Fort
Lectern, I C India - Herd It Thru, Hat (i.e. Grapevine)
Pa Sux Fa - Hang SEC