it just got easier to buy my cd. a couple of months ago i completed a quest for the warlock of doom, and i was awarded “national distribution +1, +3 against dragons.” not only does this increase my hit points, but it also means you can now get my EP at your local record store. they may not have it on the shelves yet, but damn it, get them to order it in. threaten to smite them, or to use your non-weapon proficiencies on them.

the EP is now also available at insound, after i struck a deal with the dwarven kingdoms of the north. i can’t say much about what happened, except that the coastline was forever altered and i think tasslehoff burrfoot was there. that wacky halfling! so anyone who is too nervous to deal with me directly (i do have a fatally low charisma score), or anyone who is totally wigged out by paypal, can order the ep online from the good people at insound. did i say good? i meant chaotic neutral.

and anyone who’d like to join me for my weekly live-action role playing and miniatures night, its at the north croydon community youth centre every tuesday night. you might find it difficult to find us once you’re there (randolph says we have to play in the cleaner’s room), but just follow the smell of re-heated pizza and pepsi max.