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i’m sick of hearing about the pixies

| April 5, 2007 | rant, the seventh dimension

the pixies are in australia at the moment. they are a very important band, who invented music, and also invented time and space. many may previously have believed that the pixies emerged as a by-product of the conjunction of time and space, but it turns out that they actually predate material existence, as evidenced by the phenomenal potency of their musical importance. i remember the first time i heard a pixies song, it was soon after that that i began to perceive the seventh dimension.

“The Pixies” – Motherbanger

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14 comments:

1 Dave { 04.10.07 at 2:52 pm }

I can only agree.

2 Emily { 08.23.07 at 5:37 am }

well you’re an idiot.

3 Eric { 09.28.07 at 4:23 am }

I love Pixies, but this is still hilarious.

4 Red { 02.16.08 at 1:56 pm }

Yes, I agree with Emily. But what a funny idiot you are ;)

5 Paul { 05.05.08 at 1:02 am }

a funny bag of dicks i’d say. leave the pixies alone

6 jesus751990 { 06.04.08 at 8:49 pm }

the pixies rules don’t be silly

7 Tim { 06.04.08 at 8:54 pm }

you’re the boss, jesus

8 Justin { 07.14.08 at 2:19 pm }

yes infact they did invent time and space, which includes d-bags like u. ::sry, ok so ur not a d-bag but, the pixies fukn rule…spend ur hate on hawthorne heights; or the misfits with graves::

9 Mário Correia { 10.26.08 at 10:09 pm }

Just picture a pile of turds covered in piss, in a bed of caramell vomit. Then add some ear wax and boogers. That’s you.

10 Matthias { 11.15.08 at 7:11 am }

Fucking shit It’s true Pixies are egocentric like Jack Gallgher and his fucking brother. Pixies did not invent music, they create some music. It’s a band that’s all. Descartes, He invented something big, close to space and time. Use your mind!

11 babycakes { 12.13.08 at 10:53 am }

i would like to shit and piss in the mouth of the person who done this. a really sloppy shit, and really dehydrated yellow piss. ill then wipe my arse on there nose. i would then proceed in doing the peoples elbow on them followed by the worm and even maybe do the 3D with a willing tag team partner. if they dont mind getting all shitty.

12 Tim { 12.16.08 at 12:48 pm }

finally, some intelligent debate on this page

13 tim k { 12.21.08 at 10:10 am }

they didnt invent music… i did.

14 Dave { 02.01.09 at 11:57 pm }

The pixies are a fucking deadly band. Kim Deal is a bit of a prick but they’re still great. The picture is funny but Charles Michael Kittridge Thompson IV DID invent music, time and space.

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/// See the awesome cover art (courtesy of New York artist Tomokazu Matsuyama) here.

/// The new record features extended versions of singles “Chasing Waterfalls” and “Silver Line” – the single edits however, are still available for free download.

/// Also, you can listen to four remixes of Silver Line (courtesy of Kharkov, Kane Ikin, Loopsnake and myself) here.

/// Lastly – I’ve started posting a demo or spontaneous jam once a week on my Facebook page. It has been going for a few weeks. Be warned: results may vary. Check it out – you don’t need to be a Facebook member to listen/download them.

Tim Shiel lives and in Melbourne. He makes music under the name FAUX PAS, and is also a broadcaster on public radio station 3RRR FM. This blog began in 2005.

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